Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's screwdriver?

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.

Three men are sittin' on a bench. One's a Texan wearing a stetson, one's a Muslim wearing a turban and an Apache with a feather in his hair.