Age Barometer
Count how many you remember...
- Blackjack chewing gum
- Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
- Candy cigarettes
A Clever Guy
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.
Three Religious Truths
- Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
- Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Signs of the new millenium
- You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
A Christmas Tradition
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip . . . but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.