Too many exhaust fumes?
Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in."
Husband Shopping Centre
A "Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where women could go to choose a husband from a wide selection of eligible men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men having increasingly positive attributes as one ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened a door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down, except to leave the shopping centre.
One foot right after the other
A three year old was putting his shoes on all-by-himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot, with the right shoe following suit.
Thou Shalt Not
A pastor was giving the children's lesson during a Sunday morning service on the Ten Commandments.