10 Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
- You develop repetitive stress disorder from playing solitaire.
- You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
- People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
CIA Interview
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
Comparison of Aussies, Brits, Canadians & Americans
| Aussies: | Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. |
| Canadians: | Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. |
| Americans: | Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. |
| Brits: | Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. |
Finding Jesus
A man who was lost stumbled across a Baptism service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to stumble down into the water and stand next to the Minister.
The Minister turned, noticed the man and said, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"