Unanswered Questions
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
The New Bill of Rights
The following has wrongly been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. It was actually written in 1993 by Lewis Napper, a self-described amateur philosopher and from Mississippi who ran for a U.S. Senate seat in 2000 as a Libertarian.
A Child's Wisdom
One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years old, went to his mom and asked her, "How old are you?"
The mom said, "There are some things you should never ask a woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."
Church Dictionary
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Parish information, read only during the homily.
Excerpts from Dog and Cat Diaries
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!