Three men are sittin' on a bench. One's a Texan wearing a stetson, one's a Muslim wearing a turban and an Apache with a feather in his hair.

The Apache is rather glum and says "Once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim puffs up and says "Once my people were few, now we are many millions."

The Texan leans back in his chair and drawls, "That's cause we ain't played cowboys and muslims yet."