Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that, when hard things like crackers get stale, they get soft, and when soft things like doughnuts get stale, they get hard?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Why is it that you can tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he will believe you, but if you tell him there is wet paint on a bench, he will have to touch it to be sure?