Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

Carry out this test. Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible but do not carry on reading the following questions before you finish the previous one. You do not need to write the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be overwhelmed by the result . . .

Global challenges require the North Pole to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary.

 

  • You can achieve a "runners high" by sitting up.
  • The sun is too loud.
  • You are missing several days from this week.

 

  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  • COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
  • Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
  • 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.