Pastor To The Rescue
There were two men shipwrecked on an island. The minute they got onto the island, one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"
Be on the lookout
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada.
Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.
Payback
When my 3-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
Remembering Your Father
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Faulty Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.