10 Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

  1. You develop repetitive stress disorder from playing solitaire.
  2. You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
  3. People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
  4. To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cozy.
  5. You create on ongoing e-mail dialog with your computer at home.
  6. No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.
  7. After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.
  8. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
  9. The 18-hole par 3 mini-golf course in your office.
  10. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.