Husseinfeld
Mad About Everything
U.S. Military Secrets Revealed

What A Woman Wants in a Man, Original List

  1. Handsome
  2. Charming
  3. Financially successful
  4. A caring listener
  5. Witty
  6. In good shape
  7. Dresses with style
  8. Appreciates finer things
  9. Full of thoughtful surprises
  10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Age Old Fable:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

Home is where you hang your @.
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.