A Wrench In The Grass
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace.
Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
Timothy and Antonio
There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives paralleled each other's in amazing ways. In the same year,Timothy was born in Ireland and Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they each attended parochial school from kindergarten through senior year in high school.
Things you DON'T want to hear in surgery
- "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
- "Hand me that - uh - that - uh - thingie."
Turning Your Life Around
I am passing this on to you because it is definitely working for me and it might just work for you too. I think I have found inner peace. I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.
The Dress
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!