A man who was lost stumbled across a Baptism service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to stumble down into the water and stand next to the Minister.

The Minister turned, noticed the man and said, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The man looked back and said, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the man.

The Minister then dunked him under for a quite a bit longer, brought him up and said, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the man again.

Disgusted, the Minister held the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brought him up and demanded, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"

The man wiped his eyes and pleaded, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"