15. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

57 Elm Street
Bethlehem, Pa.
11:51 p.m., December 24th.

"We're too late! It's already been here."

"Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing."

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

Sent by someone who works for Boeing. Apparently these are real trouble report cases.

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.