The Top 15 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination
15. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
The Xmas-Files
57 Elm Street
Bethlehem, Pa.
11:51 p.m., December 24th.
"We're too late! It's already been here."
"Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing."
Make Me a Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"
Boeing Maintenance Log
Sent by someone who works for Boeing. Apparently these are real trouble report cases.
Photo Radar
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.