Guessing Game
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
Adam and Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
A Drinker's Troubleshooting Guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Modern Miracle
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked his Father, "What is this, father?"
You know you've had too much coffee when...
- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
- Instant coffee takes too long
- You chew on other people's fingernails