1. Clocks are five hours fast
  2. Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language
  3. Harry Potter won't return phone calls

Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by the end of the year.

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete, she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.


  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
  • Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
  • Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?