You know you've had too much coffee when...

 

  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
  • Instant coffee takes too long
  • You chew on other people's fingernails
  • You answer the door, before people knock
  • You sleep with your eyes open
  • You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
  • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
  • You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there
  • You help your dog chase its tail
  • You lick your coffeepot clean
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
  • You're so wired you pick up FM radio
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!