Sent by someone who works for Boeing. Apparently these are real trouble report cases.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That's what they are there for.

Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.

Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.

Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.