An out of work actor was looking for a job and seeing a sign at the zoo he approached the zookeeper. The zookeeper said yes, he was looking for someone to work the vending booths but now he was in need of special help.

My only African Gorilla died today, he said and I really don't think I can get a new one here for three weeks. What I need is for someone to dress up like a gorilla and fool my crowd.

Well the actor said, this could be good for my career, "I'll do it".

So the 1st week he hoots and scratches and jumps around all the people love this gorilla. The second week he thinks I'll do some somersalts and tricks. All the people just crowded in to see this amazing gorilla.

Well the last week the actor thinks I'll be even more like a gorilla and he starts swinging on a vine . . . back and forth, he swings too far one time and falls off in the lions cage. The lion creeps up on him....What would a real gorilla do he thinks?? So he jumps up and down and beats on his chest trying to scare the lion. The lion doesn't care, he keeps creeping closer and closer to the actor.

After stomping and hooting some more, the actor is so scared, he finally says "Help! Help!"

Then the lion says "Shut up or you'll ruin it for all of us!!"