Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
70°
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
Big Man in a Small Town
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first.
Bad Luck
A guy wakes, from a coma, to find his wife sitting beside the bed, holding his hand. Hoarsely, he whispers, "You're here"?
Are YOU a problem thinker
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone - "to relax," I told myself -but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
Andy Rooney On . . .
Andy Rooney On Prisoners:
Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks a piece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill to generate electricity. And if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator.