Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer.
Eulogies
A priest, a Buddhist and a rabbi are discussing what each would like to be said at their funeral.
Elderly Drivers
Two elderly blue-haired women were out driving in a large car. Neither could see very well over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they passed through an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.