With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which went almost un-noticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully aged 83.

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much. I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Contemplating Having Children???

 

Lesson 1

1. Go to the supermarket.

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,