1. "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
  2. "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
  3. "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

A Software Developers' Version

  1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger."

  2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!".

Paddy, the famous newfie is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"