Top Ten Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me too."
Easing Stress
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
Six Reasons Not To Mess With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen youin a while. What happened? You look terrible".
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"
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The young son asked his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighed and replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will have to find out anyway, so here goes:"