10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me too."

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen youin a while. What happened? You look terrible".

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"

The young son asked his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighed and replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will have to find out anyway, so here goes:"