Easing Stress
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A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
Six Reasons Not To Mess With Children
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The Pirate
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen youin a while. What happened? You look terrible".
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"
WWW.STORK.COM
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The young son asked his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighed and replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will have to find out anyway, so here goes:"
Top 17 things likely to be overheard if you have a Klingon on your software development team
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- "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
- "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
- "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"