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10 Reasons Why People Of The World Think Americans Are Crazy
- A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance.
- There are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
- Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
- Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked and open and then chain their pens to the counters.
- We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
- We use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.
- We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package of eight.
- We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".
- We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.