A blonde woman was in deep financial trouble, so decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

"I've kidnapped your child. Leave $25,000 in a plain brown bag behind the oak tree in the park by 7:00 am tomorrow."

The note was signed: "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little lad's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, the blonde returned to the park to find $25,000 in a brown bag, just as she'd been instructed. Inside the bag was the following note:

"Here's your money. I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!"