St. Andrews University released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (oops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints each within a 1 hour period.

The result below, on a 100% basis, the subjects:

  1. Gained weight
  2. Talked excessively without making sense
  3. Became overly emotional
  4. Couldn't drive
  5. Failed to think rationally
  6. Argued over nothing
  7. Had to sit down while urinating
  8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

No further testing is considered necessary.