- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
- Instant coffee takes too long
- You chew on other people's fingernails
- You answer the door, before people knock
- You sleep with your eyes open
- You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
- You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there
- You help your dog chase its tail
- You lick your coffeepot clean
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
- You're so wired you pick up FM radio
- You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!